5 January 2011

Don't Miss Even A Single Word…

"This Is The Real Story"

Don't Miss Even A Single Word…

An Atheist Professor Of Philosophy Speaks To His Class On The Problem Science Has With God, The Almighty.

He Asks One Of His New Students To stand and.....
Prof : So you believe in God?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Prof : Is God Good ?
Student : Sure.
Prof : Is God All-Powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof : My Brother Died Of Cancer Even Though He Prayed To God To Heal Him.
Most Of Us Would Attempt To Help Others Who Are ill. But God Didn't. How is This God Good Then? Hmm?
( Student is silent. )
Prof: You Can't Answer, Can You?
Let's Start Again, Young Fella. Is God Good?
Student : Yes.
Prof : Is Shaitan Good ?
Student : No.
Prof : Where Does Shaitan Come From?
Student : From...God...
Prof: That's Right. Tell Me Son , is There Evil in This World ?
Student : Yes.
Prof : Evil is Everywhere , isn't it ? And God Did Make Everything. Correct ?
Student : Yes.
Prof : So Who Created Evil ?
( Student Does Not Answer. )
Prof : Is There Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All These Terrible Things Exist in The World, Don't They?
Student : Yes, sir.
Prof : So, Who Created Them?
( Student Has No Answer. )

Prof : Science Says You Have 5 Senses You Use To identify And Observe The World Around You.
Tell Me, Son...Have You Ever Seen God?
Student : No, sir.
Prof : Tell Us if You Have Ever Heard Your God?
Student : No, sir.
Prof : Have You Ever Felt Your God,
Tasted Your God,
Smelt Your God ?
Have You Ever Had Any Sensory Perception Of God For That Matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm Afraid I Haven't.
Prof : Yet You Still Believe in Him ?
Student : Yes.
Prof : According To Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science Says Your GOD Doesn't Exist.
What Do You Say To That, Son ?


Student : Nothing. I Only Have My Faith.
Prof : Yes. Faith. And That is The Problem Science Has.
Student : Professor, is There Such A Thing As Heat ??????
Prof : Yes.
Student : And is There Such A Thing As Cold ??????
Prof : Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
( The Lecture Theatre Becomes Very Quiet With This Turn Of Events. )
Student : -

Sir, You Can Have Lots Of Heat,
Even More Heat,
Super Heat,
Mega Heat,
White Heat,
A Little Heat
Or
No Heat.
But We Don't Have Anything Called Cold.
We Can Hit 458 Degrees Below Zero Which is No Heat, But We Can't Go Any Further After That.
There is No Such Thing As Cold .
Cold is Only A Word We Use To Describe The Absence Of Heat .We Cannot Measure Cold. Heat is Energy . Cold is Not The Opposite Of Heat,
sir, just The Absence Of It .

( There is Pin-Drop Silence in The Lecture Theatre. )

Student : What About Darkness, Professor ? Is There Such A Thing As Darkness ??????
Prof : Yes. What is Night if There isn't Darkness ?
Student : You're Wrong Again, Sir.
Darkness is The Absence Of Something.
You Can Have Low Light,
Normal Light,
Bright Light,
Flashing Light....
But if You Have No Light Constantly, You Have Nothing And it's Called Darkness, isn't it?
In Reality, Darkness isn't.
If it Were You Would Be Able To Make Darkness Darker, Wouldn't You ?
Prof : So What is The Point You Are Making, Young Man?
Student : Sir, My Point is Your Philosophical Premise is Flawed.
Prof : Flawed ? Can You Explain How?
Student : Sir, You Are Working On The Premise Of Duality.
You Argue There is Life And
Then There is Death,
A Good God And A Bad God.
You Are Viewing The Concept Of God As Something Finite,
Something We Can Measure.
Sir, Science Can't Even Explain A Thought.
It Uses Electricity And Magnetism,
But Has Never Seen, Much Less Fully Understood Either One.
To View Death As The Opposite Of Life is To Be ignorant Of The Fact That Death Cannot Exist As A Substantive Thing.
Death is Not The Opposite Of Life: Just The Absence Of it.
Now Tell Me, Professor.
Do You Teach Your Students That They Evolved From A Monkey?
Prof : If You Are Referring To The Natural Evolutionary Process, Yes, Of Course, I Do.
Student : Have You Ever Observed Evolution With Your Own Eyes, Sir ?
( The Professor Shakes His Head With A Smile, Beginning To Realize Where The Argument is Going. )
Student : Since No One Has Ever Observed The Process Of Evolution At Work And Cannot Even Prove That This Process is An On-Going Endeavor,
Are You Not Teaching Your Opinion, Sir?
Are You Not A Scientist But A Preacher?
(The Class is in Uproar.)
Student : Is There Anyone in The Class Who Has Ever Seen The Professor's Brain?
(The Class Breaks Out into Laughter.)
Student : Is There Anyone Here Who Has Ever Heard The Professor's Brain,

Felt it,
Touched Or Smelt it?
No One Appears To Have Done So.
So, According To The Established Rules Of Empirical,
stable,
Demonstrable Protocol,
Science Says That You Have No Brain,sir.
With All Due Respect, Sir,
How Do We Then Trust Your Lectures, sir ??
(The Room is Silent. The Professor Stares At The Student, His Face Unfathomable.)
Prof : I Guess You'll Have To Take Them On Faith, Son.
Student : That is it Sir...
The Link Between Man & God is FAITH .
That is All That Keeps Things Moving & Alive.


This is A True Story, And The Student Was None Other Than......... our beloved
APJ Abdul Kalam,
The Former President Of India ...


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25 December 2010

Inspiring Thougt

Inspiring thought by Thomas Edison


'I will not say I failed 1000 times, I will say that I discovered there are 1000 ways that can cause failure.'


1 November 2010

Inspirational quote

Inspirational Quote

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing.
- William Arthur Ward

28 October 2010

Facts about Bill Gates

Facts about Bill Gates

Bill Gates

1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!
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2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back.
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3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.
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4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$5 Million for his pocket money.
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5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.
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6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth.
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7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can make a road from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.
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8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money before he can go to heaven.
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9. Last but not the least: If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years !!!!!!! !!!!
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Life is a book...




Life is a BOOK We all read it, 
Love is BLESSING we all need it, 
Always be HAPPY, 
Always have a SMILE, 
Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!

English is a funny language

English is a funny language

In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?


Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?


Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?


In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the second hand?


Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?


Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?


Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane:


If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?


If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume? 


A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.
But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce.


If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?


If the teacher taught, why isn't it also true that the preacher praught?


If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless and shameful behavior the same?


English is a language in which you can turn a light on and you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out, but you can't turn a light in;
In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up and come down.
In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your car can slow up and slow down, in which you can fill in a form by filling out a form and in which your alarm clock goes off by going on.
English is a crazy language. What is it that when the sun or the moon or the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible; and why when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I shall end it?


Tricky Plurals

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.
Lets face it, English is a crazy
language!

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