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28 October 2010

Facts about Bill Gates

Facts about Bill Gates

Bill Gates

1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!
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2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back.
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3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.
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4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$5 Million for his pocket money.
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5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is now.
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6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth.
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7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can make a road from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.
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8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish all his money before he can go to heaven.
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9. Last but not the least: If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be bankrupt in 3 years !!!!!!! !!!!
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Life is a book...




Life is a BOOK We all read it, 
Love is BLESSING we all need it, 
Always be HAPPY, 
Always have a SMILE, 
Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!

English is a funny language

English is a funny language

In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?


Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?


Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?


In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the second hand?


Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?


Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?


Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane:


If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?


If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume? 


A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.
But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce.


If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?


If the teacher taught, why isn't it also true that the preacher praught?


If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless and shameful behavior the same?


English is a language in which you can turn a light on and you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out, but you can't turn a light in;
In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up and come down.
In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your car can slow up and slow down, in which you can fill in a form by filling out a form and in which your alarm clock goes off by going on.
English is a crazy language. What is it that when the sun or the moon or the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible; and why when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I shall end it?


Tricky Plurals

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.
Lets face it, English is a crazy
language!

Honesty

Honesty

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you:  I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."


The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next
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Never be angry

Never be angry

'Don't ever be angry on your friends...
Because at the last moments of our life,
we remember not the words of our enemies..
but the silence of our FRIENDS...'

5 October 2010

Winners vs Losers

Winners vs Losers


Winners have dreams;Losers have schemes.Winners see the grains;Losers see the pain.Winners see the potential;Losers see the past.Winners make it happen;Losers let it happen.Winners see possibilities;Losers see problems.Winners makes commitments;Losers makes promises.Winners are a part of the team;Losers are apart from the team.Winner always has a programmedLoser always has an excuse.Winner says "Let me do it for you";Loser says "That is not my job".Winners say "I must do something";Losers say "Something must be done".Winner is always a part of the answer;Loser is always a part of the problem.Winner sees an answer for every problem;Loser sees a problem for every answer.Winners believe in win/win;Loser believe for them to win, someone has to lose.Winner says "It may be difficult but it is possible";Loser says "It may be possible but it is too difficult".Winner makes a mistake. He says "I was wrong";Loser makes a mistake; he says "It wasn't my fault".So, be a Winner.

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